Here’s A Guy Giving Away Free NFC Championship Game Tickets To The Female...
by Tommy Gimler No way my grandma wins this one, as her her toenails look like she soaks them in a fucking ashtray. Great news for those female Panthers fans who missed out on tickets to the NFC...
View ArticleTry Telling This Fucking Guy The Panthers Aren’t Going To The Super Bowl
by Tommy Gimler Lightning fast, big black cats, Panthers kicking ass! You knew Ked Woodley was serious about this rap game the minute he said, “Fuck doing this shit inside the trailer. We’re shooting...
View ArticleNew DUD Poll: What Is The Best Way To Describe What Carolina Did To Arizona...
by Tommy Gimler The Carolina Panthers held Carson Palmer and the Arizona Cardinals down on the ground and took the nastiest of shits in their mouths Sunday night. And by nastiest I’m talking about...
View ArticleWarren Moon Thinks People Are Treating Cam Newton As If ‘He Raped Five...
by Tommy Gimler Well, then he’d probably be the starting quarterback for Dallas instead of Carolina. Super Bowl Week is still younger than girls R. Kelly likes to piss on, but we may have already...
View ArticleHere Are A Few Super Bowl Prop Bets You Probably Won’t See And That’s A Damn...
by Frank Rhombus More than $4.2 billion worth of bets will be placed on Super Bowl 50 this Sunday, and just like fisting a hooker to death and then throwing her corpse into Lake Michigan, most of them...
View ArticleThree Final Thoughts On Super Bowl 50
by Frank Rhombus Let’s be honest: If you had to compare Sunday night’s big game to accidental nudity, Super Bowl 50 was the equivalent to seeing your great-grandma’s tits. With six turnovers, five...
View ArticleHere Is How The NFC South Will Finish, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern Will this be year Jameis Winston stops licking fingers like complete asshole, bro? Check it out, bro. It’s once again that time of year when silly game of American football...
View ArticleSometimes The Only Way To Get Through A Panthers Game Is By Crushing 18...
by Tommy Gimler 16-ounce cans, too! If you had the Rams and the over in Sunday’s 30-27 win at Carolina, odds are you drank a few cocktails to celebrate the fine art of making your bookie your bitch....
View ArticleIt’s Tough To Be This Wrong On Live TV In Just A Matter Of Six Seconds
by Tommy Gimler Former NFL receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh appeared on FS1′s Speak For Yourself Wednesday afternoon. He shouldn’t have. Speaking on the state of the Carolina Panthers offense and whether...
View ArticleTeddy Bridgewater Signs With Carolina, Colin Cowherd Says Patriots Likely...
by Tommy Gimler Yeah, no shit. Whether it’s Stephen A. Smith or Doug Gottlieb, it seems as though sports talk TV and radio hosts are saying dumb shit at a much higher frequency these days than in...
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